Finally! The third and final batch of tributes have been selected. Are you ready for this? Because shit's about to get real.
TWENTY-FOUR PRINCESSES FIGHT TO THE DEATH IN THE FIRST ANNUAL DISNEY PRINCESS HUNGER GAMES! Check back every Wednesday for further updates on this EPIC EVENT.
May the odds be ever in their favor!
Snow White: 0
Favorite Food: Pears (NOT apples)
Favorite TV Show: Little People, Big World
Weapon of Choice: screaming into the forest
Strengths: Her high pitched voice will deafen any pursuers within range.
Weaknesses: She'll just run into the forest and sing.
Favorite Food: Bacon
Favorite TV Show: Hannah Montana
Weapon of Choice: A cauldron of undead.
Strengths: Has a pig that can see the future.
Weaknesses: She likes ham.
Favorite Food: Hazelnut Soup
Favorite TV Show: The Real World
Weapon of Choice: Frying Pan
Strengths: Can heal herself with her magic hair.
Weaknesses: She's scared of ruffians and thugs.
Favorite Food: Swamp Gumbo
Favorite TV Show: Iron Chef
Weapon of Choice: A ladel
Strengths: Made through the jungle as a frog and can cook gumbo out of anything.
Favorite Food: Rice
Favorite TV Show: Most Extreme Elimination Challenge
Weapon of Choice: A rocket
Strengths: Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
Weaknesses: Doesn't have a girl worth fighting for.
Age: 6 months
Favorite Food: Spaghetti
Favorite TV Show: Clifford the Big Red Dog
Weapon of Choice: A muzzle.
Strengths: She's an ex-con.
Weaknesses: Doesn't have opposable thumbs.
Favorite Food: A basket of berries
Favorite TV Show: Baywatch
Weapon of Choice: Her tears
Strengths: None. She doesn't even wear shoes in the forest.
Weaknesses: Spinning wheels.
Favorite Food: Macaroni and Cheese
Favorite TV Show: Barney
Weapon of Choice: A teddy bear
Strengths: The other tributes might have a hard time killing a girl who doesn't even have her front teeth in yet.
Weaknesses: She's only six years old. Oh, the humanity!