One of the main topics posted in our blog will be Disney movie reviews. For now everything is on a scale from 1-10 but that's subject to change as we feel like it. Here's the basic layout of what categories we'll be reviewing:
Does the leading man have swag like no otha' or is he a scub? (We don't want no scrubs).
Ariel's titties vs Snow White's mom hair. How good looking is the female lead?
Bitch Factor 1-10
Sweet like Cinderella or spoiled like Jasmine? We're judging you.
Pussy or boss? How well does the protagonist handle adversity?
Swift as a coursing river!
True Love's First Kiss
Judging their relationship throughout the story up to their big kiss!
Pathetic or epic?
"Hook is a codfish, a codfish, a codfish!"
Most every Disney film has animal characters even in the non-animated movies.
Fox Fingers and Goofy Toes (ugh, gross).
Is the main story a tale as old as time or a snooze-fest?
Pretty obvious. From Paul Smith to Alan Menkin, how fitting is the music from the movie?
Animation and Cinematography
Casting and Voice Acting
We love you, JTT!Notable Scenes
Are You Afraid of the Dark?
What scene traumatized you as a child?
Frollo + Hell Fire = Deep Psychological Scarring
"You got a problem, Pinky?!"