One of the main topics posted in our blog will be Disney movie reviews. For now everything is on a scale from 1-10 but that's subject to change as we feel like it. Here's the basic layout of what categories we'll be reviewing:
Swoonworthiness
Does the leading man have swag like no otha' or is he a scub? (We don't want no scrubs).
Definitely Swoonworthy.
Boxed Lunch
Ariel's titties vs Snow White's mom hair. How good looking is the female lead?
Hell yeah!
Bitch Factor 1-10
Sweet like Cinderella or spoiled like Jasmine? We're judging you.
Bitch x10
Kickass Factor
Pussy or boss? How well does the protagonist handle adversity?
Swift as a coursing river!
True Love's First Kiss
Judging their relationship throughout the story up to their big kiss!
Too cute!
Villains
Pathetic or epic?
"Hook is a codfish, a codfish, a codfish!"
Most every Disney film has animal characters even in the non-animated movies.
Thanks, guys!
Fox Fingers and Goofy Toes (ugh, gross).
So foul.
Is the main story a tale as old as time or a snooze-fest?
Songs/Music
Pretty obvious. From Paul Smith to Alan Menkin, how fitting is the music from the movie?
Animation and Cinematography
Casting and Voice Acting
We love you, JTT!
Notable Scenes
Are You Afraid of the Dark?
What scene traumatized you as a child?
Frollo + Hell Fire = Deep Psychological Scarring
Quotable Quotes
"You got a problem, Pinky?!"
Hellfire screwed me up too! Ugh. OH and also, I couldn't watch the scene in Mickey's Christmas Carol when the Future dude throws him down in the grave and there's smoke and flames? Holy crap. Yeah. Scarred me for life.
ReplyDeleteOMG! I know what you're talking about! When his casket opens and the flames are like nipping at his feet while Pete laughs at him... Totally scary! I forgot all about that.
DeleteUrsula gave me the worst nightmares as a child. Goodness I can still remember them. Freakiest shit of my life!!
ReplyDeleteFor sure! It was always scary the way her skeleton flickered after P. Eric stabbed her. Gross.
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