Kocoum is Cee Lo Green

A friend sent this to us and we thought it was pretty funny!  Just sharin'. 

The Disney Princess Hunger Games - The Reaping Part Three

Finally! The third and final batch of tributes have been selected.  Are you ready for this? Because shit's about to get real.  

TWENTY-FOUR PRINCESSES FIGHT TO THE DEATH IN THE FIRST ANNUAL DISNEY PRINCESS HUNGER GAMES! Check back every Wednesday for further updates on this EPIC EVENT.

May the odds be ever in their favor! 

Brave Heroine or Carrot Top?

Sorry ladies and gents, but we're not buying the new Brave heroine.  We can't quite put our finger on it, but with that hair and her face, she reminds us of someone else... 

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And let us tell you, Carrot Top is NOT a good place to start when designing the next disney heroine.  

Also, ginger triplets.  Gross.*

*Disclaimer: For those of you that think we're just hating on gingers, just know that Princess Sparkle is half-ginger herself so no hard feelings.  

The Disney Princess Hunger Games - The Reaping Part Two

This week is the second batch of tributes!  Only two more weeks before they fight for their lives. Have you decided who you want to sponsor, yet?

TWENTY-FOUR PRINCESSES FIGHT TO THE DEATH IN THE FIRST ANNUAL DISNEY PRINCESS HUNGER GAMES! Check back every Wednesday for further updates on this EPIC EVENT.

The Reaping will be in three phases.  Eight Princesses will be selected in each phase for a total of twenty-four princesses.  Once the tributes have been selected, the Princesses will be forced to fight to the death under extreme conditions and we will update you weekly on their progress.  We have scored this week's tributes below on a scale of 1-12 based on their potential to be the Ultimate Grand Supreme. Who will win this bloodbath? Only time will tell! May the odds be ever in their favor! 

The Disney Bitches go to Disney World #1 - Planning Stages

Extra, Extra! Read all about it!!
Like you care. 

What: Disney World/Titanic Museum Trip! 

One day we pitched a tent and strung it with pink and purple lights and thought, "How fun would it be if we were in Disney World right now?"  So we spent the next 3 hours planning our Poor Woman's Disney Vacation.  We're planning on being gone a total of five days, two nights driving and two nights at Disney - and spending as little as possible.  We're also going to hit the Titanic Museum in Branson, MO on the way back!  YES! 

When: October 2012

We want to go to Mickey's Not-so-Scary Halloween Party because we love the villains and Princess Sparkle loves the Villians Mix and Mingle Show!  We're also super excited about dressing up as our favorite Disney princesses.  Seriously the best thing ever.  Besides, we'll get free candy which will help with our food budget.  

Where: Fort Wilderness Camp Ground

This is all that we can afford. 

As Fort Wilderness Camp Ground is the only camp ground on Disney property, this was the obvious choice for pitching our tent.  Also, it was the only option we could afford.  Has anyone ever camped at Disney before?  We're looking for advice!

How: Princess Sparkle's Honda Fit a.k.a. The Bitchmobile 

The Fit is go! 

We're planning on driving from Illinois to Florida while listening to Disney soundtracks and eating a on a strict budget of $5 a day.  We're bringing a cooler filled with hotdogs hopefully funded by our parents (we're 25, btw) and yes, we're going to wear our BFF Mickey Ears the entire way.

Why: We need our Disney World fix sooner rather than later.  

Princess Sparkle just honey mooned at WDW in September (more on that another time) but Princess Glitter hasn't been since 2010.  In short, we're both itching to get back and also to experience our favorite place together.  We know it sounds a little ridiculous but we're really exited and absolutely serious.  We don't care what you think anyway.

This is all tentative for now, but we'll keep you posted as our plans progress!! Disney World here we come!

The Disney Princess Hunger Games - The Reaping Part One

TWENTY-FOUR PRINCESSES FIGHT TO THE DEATH IN THE FIRST ANNUAL DISNEY PRINCESS HUNGER GAMES! Check back every Wednesday for further updates on this EPIC EVENT.

The Reaping will be in three phases.  Eight Princesses will be selected in each phase for a total of twenty-four princesses.  Once the tributes have been selected, the Princesses will be forced to fight to the death under extreme conditions and we will update you weekly on their progress.  We have scored this week's tributes below on a scale of 1-12 based on their potential to be the Ultimate Grand Supreme. Who will win this bloodbath? Only time will tell! May the odds be ever in their favor! 

The Morning Report 4: The Princess and the Frog

"The Froggie Pruto!"

Background: The Princess and the Frog (2009)

Directed by: Ron Clements, John Musker
Produced by: Peter Del Vecho
Written by: Ron Clements, John Musker, Rob Edwards
Music by: Ron Clements, John Musker, Greg Erb, Jason Oremland, Don Hall
Starring: Anika Noni Rose, Oprah Winfrey, John Goodman, Bruno Campos, Keith David, Michael-Leon Wooley, Jennifer Cody, Jim Cummings, Peter Bartlett, Jenifer Lewis, Terrence Howard

The Morning Report 3: Aladdin

"You gotta problem, Pinky?!"

Background: Aladdin (1992)
Directed by: Ron Clements, John Musker
Produced by: Ron Clements, John Musker
Written by: Ron Clements, John Musker, Ted Elliott, Terry Rossio
Music by: Alan Menken
Starring: Scott Weinger, Linda Larkin, Robin Williams, Gilbert Gottfried, Jonathan Freeman, Frank Welker, Douglas Seale

New Fantasyland Updated Schedule

New Fantasyland Opening Schedule: 

Disney Bracket 1: Animals

Setting: In a fight to the death, which disney animal friend reigns supreme?? Will your favorite make the cut?  Everything goes, no holds barred!  (No substitutions, exchanges or refunds). GO!

Notice: The participants in this death match, as well as the order in which they fight, were figured by a completely random process (meaning we just started rattling off names until we had 16 of them).

The Morning Report 2: Sleeping Beauty

"Hail to the Princess Aurora!"

Background: Sleeping Beauty (1959)
Directed by: Clyde Geronimi, Les Clark, Eric Larson, Wolfgang Reitherman
Produced by: Walt Disney
Written by: Erdman Penner, Joe Rinaldi, Winston Hibler, Bill Peet, Ted Sears, Ralph Wright, Milt Banta
Music by: George Bruns
Starring: Mary Costa, Eleanor Audley, Verna Felton, Barbara Luddy, Barbara Jo Allen, Bill Shirley, Taylor Holmes, Bill Thompson